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Even naked folks gotta have gas

Posted January 5, 2008

You probably read in our paper recently about a man who was naked and looking for gas money.

I wish I had a nickle for everytime I ran out of clothes before I ran out of gas.

It's really not that uncommon.

Have you ever come to work and realized that you forgot to wash your hair, forgot to put on deodorant, or even forgot who you were?

It happens to me constantly.

There was one day when I thought I was Prince Charles and kept waiting for his wife, that woman who looks like a dude, to make me some biscuits.

Then I realized I'd never even been to England.

Anyway if you ever encounter a nude person seeking gas money, dodn't think anything of it.

Just give him exact chance because, you know, he has no pockets.

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