Duncan

Oh NO!! Debbie, how old are you? Maalox nose drops needles for knitting. Walkers handrails new dental fittings. Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs cataracts, hearing aids glasses Polident Fixodent false teeth in glasses. Pacemakers, golf carts porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', Thin bones fractures hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad. Welcome to the GOLDEN YEARS!